Top 10 White People Tweets (Jan 2, 2020)

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Jan 4, 2020 7:08 AM EST

A new year, some new tweets and of course here are yesterday's white people  tweets for an extra dose of funny. 

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  • 01
    Text - Tycho @dazzl_er It's 2074. I've just lost my maintenance job at Amazon due to my hand tremor, and my boss turns off my company-issued pacemaker. Luckily my habit of vaping antioxidant-rich açai Juul pods buys me enough time to Uber to the nearest black-market hospital before my heart attack hits
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Son of Dad @ThugRaccoons Banker: So, you'd like a loan, to start an all marsupial fighting championship? Me: Yes. I call it Mortal Wombat. Banker: Me: Banker: I'm in.
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - decent pigeon @decentbirthday Yet another thing they should've saw coming NOW PLAYING CATS O @decanthirthday @catsmovie CATS Follow Hey I loved seeing CATS! in theaters CATS O @catsmovie That's awesome! What was your CATS favorite part? @catsmovie blocked you You are blocked from following @catsmovie and viewing @catsmovie's Tweets. When they lost Sven Come again? None of the Cats are named Sven. CATS Sventy million dollars
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Angela Kinsey O @Angelaki... ·2m v Angela Netflix Life O @NetflixLifee Which character from The Office are you? 27 187 30 683
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Ceej @ceejoyner 75% of a Scandinavian park ranger's job is rescuing black metal bands that get lost in the woods shooting album covers. 7:47 PM - 20 Dec 2015 6,573 LIKES 4,184 RETWEETS
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Mohamad Safa O @mhdksafa I blocked Fox News with parental controls at my parents' house and now my mom keeps calling, asking why they can't watch their news program, and I truly believe this is how we can save our country. 3:36 PM 1/1/20 - Twitter for iPhone 2,113 Retweets 13K Likes
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - Jon Bois @jon_bois there's ANOTHER year? holy shit how many of these things are there 9:02 PM · 12/31/19 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1 so let me get this straight, you spend your whole life struggling to wake up in the morning for school, work, kids, etc and then one day you retire and you're waking up at 430am to eat breakfast just because?
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Lmao at you losers paying for Uber and Lyft. My mom can just drop us off as long as your mom can pick us up.
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - connor @connorhannigan4 I've taken too many 'before' pictures while telling myself l'm going to start getting into shape, so basically I have a slideshow of me getting more fat
    via Reddit

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